A: Gosh, I'm getting awful bored of gum/drop/smile, but I'm too lazy to search far and wide across the internet myself for something fun or interesting to look at!
B: Yes, the internet is a dreadfully scary place, and one could easily get lost out there!
C: I don't have anything to say, but Erika wanted to use the letters A, B, and C just so that people would understand that this is an alphabet thing, not a reference to real people!
Erika: Never fear, my young friends! My blog now features a brand new side-panel, "friendly sites". Check out a few of my favorite ways to waste time, and have fun. Yay.