so that's why

For the past few days I've been obsessing about That's Why I Dumped You (.com). It's a site where people anonymously share their reasons for dumping their boyfriends/girlfriends/others. A few of my personal favorites include:

• Because you acted like I was the unreasonable one when I gently explained that I thought the Loch Ness Monster probably didn’t exist.

• Because you used “bomb” and “legit” in every other sentence. This dessert is bomb… dinner was legit. We’re in grad school. Stop talking like that.

• You got mad at me for not watching you sleep. Why would I watch you sleep?

• When I talk about simple movie quotes you looked at me with a blank face. HOW THE F**K HAVEN’T YOU SEEN ‘STAR WARS’?

• Because when I told you Jurassic Park was a book before it was a movie, you assumed that meant it was based on a true story.

• I prrrrromise you, Ke$ha is not as “respected” as you think she i$.

• Because you threw out cold pizza. Because you don’t eat cold pizza. Because, what the hell is the matter with you?

Ooooh, that explains a lot. Just kidding. Hope you all had a fabulous Thursday!