Good evening. What was that? What did you say? Oh, um, maybe... GIRAFFE?
Giraffes are my mom's favorite animal. She visited the zoo once when she was little, and a giraffe licked her. Giraffes have purple tongues. Oh my gosh.
I kind of love giraffes because they're awkward, and have pretty patterns, and they're tall. I love tall animals. They make me feel better about my height.
And they have purple tongues.