baby animal of the week: giraffe

Good evening. What was that? What did you say? Oh, um, maybe... GIRAFFE?

Giraffes are my mom's favorite animal. She visited the zoo once when she was little, and a giraffe licked her. Giraffes have purple tongues. Oh my gosh.

I kind of love giraffes because they're awkward, and have pretty patterns, and they're tall. I love tall animals. They make me feel better about my height.

And they have purple tongues.